Can't Hardly Wait

Can't Hardly Wait Kenny's Scene Kenny: Yo I gotta have sex tonight. I mean peep this, it say here 92% of honeys at UCLA are sexually active 92 in women in Los Angeles and UCLA walkin around goin' "Class or sex? What shall I do?" 92% yo! You know what that means don't you

Friend: huh?

Kenny: Means that I got 92% chance of embarrasing myself, I roll up on that shorty like, "Whassup, yo?!" "Whassup, Yo no 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa cause I don't yo!"

Friend: (Makes the sign of the cross) Rest in peace...

Friend #2: Whassup man? Who be the lucky honey?

Kenny: Yo I haven't decided yet right but I figure all the bitches goin' be at this party. You know, I gots to give them more an equal opportunity to Special K! It took me all day but I narrowed it down to a list of 10 very lucky finalists.

Friend #2: So whassup man?

Kenny: You wanna see?

Friend #2: Yeah

Kenny: Check this out. Observe. the love kit...

Friend #2: Aw damn man, our boy's a fag yo!

Friend #1: Who's a fag...?

Kenny: Yo both of y'all that's a fragrance of love scented candle, bitch, damn!

Friend #2: Yo, you actually think you'll be going to this party packing the pleasure chest, some honey's gonna give it up?

Kenny: Watch me, G!